| Mom: | I wish I was as pretty as you when I was your age! |
| Parents Friends: | How many boys do you have chasing after you now? |
| Grandparents: | Look at our beautiful granddaughter! How many hearts have you broken this week? |
| School: | Someone touch it with a stick so we know it doesn't bite. |
at a supermarket
| mom: | ok u wait in line i forgot to get the milk |
| me: | ok |
| me: | |
| me: | |
| me: | |
| me: | mom where are you please |
| me: | mom please the line is moving fast |
| me: | mom i cant breathe where r u it's almost my turn |
| employee: | next |
| me: | |
| employee: | |
| me: | faints |
| me: | better check my phone for messages from friends |
| me: | *after checking phone* |
| me: | better get friends |
according to USA Today, the average tumblr user spends 2.5 hours a month on tumblr
oops
more like 2.5 hours a day
more like 2.5 hours an hour
(via jephahoward)
